by king54321 April 16, 2017
The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014
The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 04, 2015
by Formerarmyguy February 19, 2021
When you're in a situation you need to get the BEAT FEETN FUCK OUT OF THERE.
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."
by Katy k October 05, 2013
When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.
by harderdaddy420 March 09, 2024
by TuckerTrash25 May 01, 2017