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Botulism Special

A snack, usually a sandwich or a wrap, that comes prepackaged for your dining convenience at the commissary which leaves you with diarrhea
I always forget that the botulism special wrecks my asshole an hour after I eat it. I've got to stop forgetting my lunch.
by ManEatingFish July 13, 2022
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The Special

When someone rubs there hand on their scrotum or anus and puts it on someone’s body, possessions, or food. Make sure before you commit this ancient torture method, you say “ Hey man, you know we’re friends, right?
I gave dean the special by putting my sweaty asshole on an airhead and fed it to him.
by Chris got it May 10, 2022
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Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
by Clumpph March 17, 2021
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Gagne Special

Wearing a button up that’s floral with khakis
Hey it looks like your wearing the gagne special today, nice!
by nigerian dwarf July 30, 2024
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Cowboy Specials

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."

"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
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TC special

When you attempt to perform sexual intercourse on an individual who is kindly trying to get some shut eye!
This c**t of a boy tried to TC special me on the weekend! Had to run home barefoot!
by Fanboy JC December 7, 2020
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Chojnacki special

Where you shit in a walmart bag and jizz into the same bag and put in on your lovers head
Michael gave julie a chojnacki special
by Joker6669 May 8, 2019
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