Jerking off onto someone's face while they're sleeping and being as silent as possible so you don't wake them.
Guy 1: My girl wouldn't let me creampie her last night so when she fell asleep I s1lent milked her.
Guy 2: Nice dude!
*both high five each other
Guy 2: Nice dude!
*both high five each other
by Milky234 April 23, 2016
by sigmawarlord February 15, 2024
by loel2023 November 01, 2023
New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.
It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.
This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.
This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”
“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”
(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”
(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 01, 2018
Like a Milk Cricket but a Lecucu instead. The process of inserting a Lecucu in your partner's anus at the end of a date.
by ImARocketMan258 February 20, 2024
When your partner gives a blowjob like a Tasmanian Devil that when you blow your load it comes out of her nose, causing them to make a snork sound and looks like dripping milk.
by Alleycat26 June 30, 2019