I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

I love horses

derived from an advertising jingle the I Love Horses Magazine.
I Love Horses is a magazine for little girls, all about exciting equine stuff. You get a 'free gift' with each issue.

It's also very annoying.

I love horses,
best of all the animals!
I love horses,
they're my friends!

lol, i just spammed Seth with i love horses! He wasn't happy!

by The Wiglet April 19, 2009

Because I can

The only thing you can think to say when someone asks you something stupid

Guy: why are you writing that definition with a stylus?

Me:Because I can

by Sushi_boi3 November 15, 2019

I need to pee

basically can I use the bathroom/ where is the bathroom

I need to pee

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019

Thanks ... I think

A response to a complement which is likely backhanded.

Liz: "There are good ass holes and there are bad ass holes. You're a good ass hole."

Maggie: "Thanks ... I think."

by blueFlameBat July 15, 2010

I Fight Dragons

I Fight Dragons are an American Band. They are the best musicians in the whole damn motherfucking world. They give life a meaning and all their lyrics contain both brains and heart. True inspiration to geeks all over the world. WRiters of what should the best album of 2011 with KABOOM.

I Fight Dragons were so true in saying that The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth.

by MaverickDragonFighter October 21, 2011

I can’t even

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.

I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.

by Twodoves October 6, 2017