National Two PonyTail Day

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges

I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day

by marnitra27 August 8, 2019

Two Man Conga-Line

An allegory for gay sex between males.

Hey, I hear you guys were doing the two man conga-line after New Year’s

by toomanyducks June 19, 2019

two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.

Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011

Two Fisted Love Punch

This is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface... in a loving manner.

I knew it was real love when he gave me a truly affectionate Two Fisted Love Punch.

by TheAmsterdam5 February 7, 2017

Two dudes in A Butter shop

Where homo fellas go for a good time ;)

Aye John let’s go to the buttershop later! It’s greasier than two dudes in a butter shop!

by Chief Hung Lo November 17, 2021

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.

I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.

by ddddunit December 28, 2005