dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

Dad

An object that doesn't exist.

What is a dad?

by Amendez1940 November 9, 2022

Dad

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

by Bolllocks May 9, 2024

Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.

Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !

by Bingibongooooooo October 27, 2010

Dad

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.

Dad come back

by Dadbgone March 28, 2019

Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022