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Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.
Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.
by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024
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ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!
DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
by woofulz April 1, 2008
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ninja cookie

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.
by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016
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ninja

1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).

Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)

2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.

3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.

syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.

2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!

3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
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RACK NINJA

The art of maneuvering throughout the warehouse racks with incredible stealth on an extremely slow day of work.
Mike-"Hey dude where's Carey?"
Dan-"I dunno, taking a dump?"
Carey-"Psssst up here"
Dan-"stop playing rack ninja"
by cwhitelock13 March 7, 2014
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Ninja

N-national
I-intelligence
n-naw
j-just
a-assholes
Watch ninja assassin you'll know what im talking about
by Aiden Diamond MCPSL February 1, 2010
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