Friend burden

The affliction of having an unmanageable number of friends on Facebook.

She has such an enormous friend burden that she never gets any of my posts.

by WannabeU January 30, 2016

Friend zone

Something joe drover will always be in

Joe drover is the king of the friend zone.

by Paytonmanning November 26, 2016

Shit Friend

When you have a group of friends and can never get them all together. The one who misses out is labelled a shit friend. Its an honest adnoun representing disappointment without providing pressure to the friendship.

Lincoln missed Andy's wedding he is such a shit friend

by adnounsplus December 20, 2016

Best Friend

A best friend, girl or boy, is someone there for you at almost all times,is someone who you can be yourself around. A best friend is someone you can call and talk to all day/night. You should always want to be with your best friend. They make you feel happy, and the thought of leaving them makes you want to cry. Your best friend is someone you can hug whenever not only when they are sad, but when they are happy too. Whenever you see them, it will light you up. You can always count on your best friend to make you laugh for hours. You love your best friend.

Oh my gosh, look at my best friend.

by Kate Ingles November 18, 2018

stuffigton and friends

Josh must buy Marcus a granola bar if he reads this

stuffigton and friends means give marcus a granola bar

by iA nooodlei November 30, 2018

Birthday Friend

A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year

But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year

Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you

Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )

by Longneckgang December 5, 2018

Salt friend

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

by Parker_ December 8, 2018