textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 29, 2014

mad bang

A lot of money; a high salary

I got a new job and I'll be making mad bang!

by DJnNC January 13, 2016

Mads

Mads is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mads', you will notice a Mads by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mads: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mads: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

by Gery123 October 17, 2019

mad yapper

a mad yapper is someone who spreads shit and is an op about it.

"Nah i hate evan, that guys the mad yapper"

by neighborhood chiller October 9, 2023

Mad Cuz Bad

The god tier roast that entails the fact that You appear to be in a not so stellar mood that can be classified as "mad" due to the simple fact that you are not talented at all at this piece of entertainment for the Nintendo Wii console classified as a video game called Mario Kart Wii which was released on the 10th of April in the year two thousand and eight, the 6th instalment in the popular Mario Kart series and the 13th best selling game of all time, which started on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System in 1991. You blame it all on QM and fail to take into account your serious skill issue that you have happened to acquire after the many years you have played this game and feel that it is the games fault that you are failing and not yours, Even though it is certainly not the games fault as you are using the best character in the game "the funkiest of monkeys" ,This, among other things, henceforth entails that you are considered to be not very good a such a game and therefore “bad"

Man 1 : ARGHHH i just failed 1:21 on Mario circuit because QM made me go into the tree!!!!
Man 2 (probably some sort of twitch chat): Mad Cuz Bad

by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 20, 2021

mad federal

yadi screenshotting the chat every 2 seconds.

“You’re mad federal for that shit.”

by harrystylesisaskank May 4, 2022

Adam Mad

Adam Mad is a type of mad over things that couldn't be controlled. It's a varied type of mad, that could be good or bad.

A figure I wanted is out of stock! I'm Adam mad!!!

by Dakittyninja May 19, 2022