hard weenies

GIANT AND HARD DICK

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face

by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

An Image That Goes Hard

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.

"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.

by oofinator4_3 December 1, 2023

Try hard

Their in your school, they can suck. Teachers pet. They make you wanna jump off a cliff while shooting at them.

That kid with an anus on his cheek is such a try hard

by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018

Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman

"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"

by Tiddys October 7, 2020

Something thats long and hard

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I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Inni84 July 22, 2023

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021