blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

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soda blow

unexpected event that happens way too fast

a soda blow turns someone so calm into a lunatic

by NevWasTaken January 18, 2025

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Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job

Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets

by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023

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blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.

-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.

by baconator7 June 30, 2010

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Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011

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