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Soft Taco Tuesday

There are no guys on the cheer squad this year it is a soft taco Tuesday
by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016
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Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy
I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco
by ultradaddy December 11, 2019
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I Am Not A Taco

A phrase used by people of Latino/Hispanic cultures in response to people referring to them in simple stereotypes, referring to them as 'tacos' to sum up a culture, or assuming they are of Mexican descent.

The phrase is mainly a direct response to First Lady Jill Biden's speech, where she simplified the multi-ethnic community of San Antonio to the Mexican-American dish "breakfast tacos," in a quote from her speech: “The diversity of this community... as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.” prompting the phrase as a response to the cringy assumption/pandering.
Person 1: "Did you hear that speech from Jill Biden in San Antonio the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can believe she said that crap. Like, I am not a taco."
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Taco Bell Wings

Taco Bell Wings, wings that were invented by famous world-renowned restaurant Taco Bell. For you to be so down bad to go out of your way to purchase these (because, let's be honest. You have to drive at least 15 minutes to your nearest one.) and to actually "enjoy" these abominations also means you like to study for your tests. You stating you could ever actually enjoy these "wings" is like going to an open mic and the guy on stage has frosted tips and he keeps talking about "Gymtok". It has to be ironic, otherwise i'd rather not of known you enjoyed them if we were put in the same room or met at a wedding, and it better not be your opening line. Just keep it to yourself.
Lisa: I was thinking maybe for lunch we could grab some Taco Bell Wings?
Frank: It's just cheaper to die.
Or-
Josh: Bro, you wanna grab Taco Bell Wings?
Tim: Yeah, but first lets head to Walgreens and get that liquid Tums stuff, we'll need it.
by Dimple Pump January 8, 2022
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California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.
Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021
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Stinky taco fart

by fartlicker67 December 16, 2021
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Taco Bell night

This is when your stomach is hurting because you ate taco bell and your about to take the biggest crap in the world
"hey what are you doing" "I'm having a taco bell night"
by Gold Bros May 17, 2021
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