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Immortal Vagina

Medical condition, needs to be diagnosed by medical professional. A vagina so good it never dies.
Her pussy was so perfect it was a immortal vagina
by VaginaImmortal November 26, 2021
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Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"
I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck
by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021
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allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe
todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"
by pseudoef April 27, 2015
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masculine vagina

Noun: A vagina with a clit so huge that people think that it is a dick. Counterpart of the Feminine Penis.
Ow man, I really wanted to bang Jocelyn but her Masculine vagina is bigger than my dick.
by LovelyCunt666 March 14, 2017
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Vagina

the magical place where you suck on and where babies come out
John: yooo, did you hear that jack got to suck maries vagina?
Jeff: for real? i wish i could go to the magical place…
by grawr69420 March 8, 2023
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vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa
Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina
by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 27, 2021
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