Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.

Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!

by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012

Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).

Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.

by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012

Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world

by Buddhafish July 20, 2012

rotting vagina syndrome

1. What happens to a woman after a heshe nicknamed cai'us has slept with her.

2. When the walls of slough off due to extensive rot.

"Did you hear cai'us killed another woman by giving her rotting vagina syndrome? So sad"

by Veriel September 18, 2013

vagina smiling

when your vagina is swollen from estrus

Do you know how the mouse is in estrus? Her vagina smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.

by Diva de Disco September 30, 2013

Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.

"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."

by supremevillianxaby April 18, 2012

vagina fuzz

Vagina fuzz is when you haven't had any means of sexual acts in a while: as in, SEX. Vagina fuzz is also referred as cobwebs, dust bunnies, and or the cookie CRUMB monster. GET YOU SOME>

kelssi: OMG, i haven't had sex in at least 2 days!!
tausha: then, you have what is not clinically known as, VAGINA FUZZ.

by taushhhh February 27, 2011