An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024
Get the The Biggest Douche In The universemug. a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.
by nickscottttttt June 15, 2022
Get the midland universitymug. The universe is a term used to describe the galaxies and the space between them and the space is slowly expanding and will never stop expanding
by WHRamsey04 September 27, 2020
Get the Universemug. A university in Kingston, Rhode Island that is also known as "Rutgers North." Home to more tri-staters that actual Rhode Islanders. A college of last resort for losers trying to rehabilitate themselves (i.e. Jim Harrick, Lamar Odom).
Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.
Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.
Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
Person one: I thawt i wuz gonna ta go ta C.W.Post on Lawn Guyland
Person two: Fawget aboutit! You can go ta da University of Rhode Island with me ! Yugggge!
Person two: Fawget aboutit! You can go ta da University of Rhode Island with me ! Yugggge!
by bluerincon July 3, 2022
Get the University of Rhode Islandmug. A small liberal arts college situated in Tacoma, Washington. Referred to as UPS, Puget Sound, or The Puge by its students. Said students love insisting how they are all "So QuIrKy AnD dIfFeReNt" when in reality, they can all be categorized as:
1). Pretentious Bay Area snobs who couldn't get into University of Washington and love cosplaying poor whilst posing Instagram stories of their lavish spring breaks in Phuket.
2). White women (and some men) who flaunt how liberal and anti-racist they are, despite making some highly questionable/disconnected comments regarding people of color and getting offended if anyone where to dare point out their very obvious social privilege.
3). Men who delusionally think that feminism is a myth and consent is optional whilst wearing crop tops and pretending to be gay/bisexual for the sole purpose of sleeping with women.
4). Everybody else (people of color, trans people, disabled people, etc.) who got lured into coming to Puget Sound due to the so-called "progressive campus culture" and scholarships that will only be revoked within a couple of years.
The campus is notoriously cliquey; students are united by the common UPS culture of being nice to your face and gossiping behind your back. Social events are few and far between, especially if you don't like second-rate parties and excessive drinking. Greek Life is an entirely separate bubble from the rest of campus full of petty drama, social engineering, and cultish fervor.
1). Pretentious Bay Area snobs who couldn't get into University of Washington and love cosplaying poor whilst posing Instagram stories of their lavish spring breaks in Phuket.
2). White women (and some men) who flaunt how liberal and anti-racist they are, despite making some highly questionable/disconnected comments regarding people of color and getting offended if anyone where to dare point out their very obvious social privilege.
3). Men who delusionally think that feminism is a myth and consent is optional whilst wearing crop tops and pretending to be gay/bisexual for the sole purpose of sleeping with women.
4). Everybody else (people of color, trans people, disabled people, etc.) who got lured into coming to Puget Sound due to the so-called "progressive campus culture" and scholarships that will only be revoked within a couple of years.
The campus is notoriously cliquey; students are united by the common UPS culture of being nice to your face and gossiping behind your back. Social events are few and far between, especially if you don't like second-rate parties and excessive drinking. Greek Life is an entirely separate bubble from the rest of campus full of petty drama, social engineering, and cultish fervor.
The University of Puget Sound is a great school if you are rich, white, cisgender, and fully-abled!
I went to University of Puget Sound because they gave me a really good scholarship. Too bad they raised the cost of tuition so high that the scholarship doesn't even matter!
Here at the University of Puget Sound, we believe that SA survivors should get no support or justice whatsoever, because that requires us to make an effort for our students!
I went to University of Puget Sound because they gave me a really good scholarship. Too bad they raised the cost of tuition so high that the scholarship doesn't even matter!
Here at the University of Puget Sound, we believe that SA survivors should get no support or justice whatsoever, because that requires us to make an effort for our students!
by InbhirNis July 6, 2025
Get the University of Puget Soundmug. Athens State University is an Alabama public state university. It was founded on December 9, 1822. Originally, Athens State was four year residential campus with greek life and sports. However, gradually over time they got rid of these and today it is a 2 year upper level only campus.
S1: I'm going to Athens State University!
S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.
S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.
by LittleCheezDog June 2, 2016
Get the Athens State Universitymug. A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
Get the Stack's Law of Universal Causalitymug.