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the bizarrest universe

update pls, also astro is cool
tbu: the bizarrest universe
by xdddddddddvcbf December 26, 2021
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Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
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University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025
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Political Cinematic Universe

1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."

2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"
by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025
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universe lofi

universe lofi is a type of lofi coined by yours truly. its kinda hard to explain but it sounds very outer-spacey and usually is used in dreamcore and internetcore edits.
"hey have u listened to vision by HK1000 on souncloud"
"ya its a great universe lofi song"
by ustion February 1, 2022
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Infinity Universe

by zxinaxz April 4, 2021
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Universal Accomplice

A universal accomplice is an individual that helps demolish internal and external ablest beliefs systems. They promote self-reliance and interdependence consciously.
When people are aware of other individuals needs and take action to support them they can be called an universal accomplice .
by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021
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