Thank the Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".

Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Qatar University

One of the worst universities in the world. Don't let its looks fool you, it's gender segregated, very car centric, no student life whatsoever, and most people don't speak English for some goddamn reason. a lot people there wants to leave this shitty university.

God I hate qatar university so goddamn much!

by Gahex September 23, 2025

Avatar Universe

A dead server, staff sadly still trying to revive but just cannot mostly because none of them know how to be safe on the internet and their server has been destroyed 3 times

Have you heard of avatar universe? that dead server sucks ass!

by aangwang April 26, 2021

kozminski university

School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.

Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.

by half rich kid of kozminski May 13, 2017

PC University

PC University--The Institution of higher learning for the exquisitely sensitive. Every other room on this campus is a safe room!! No grades, no tests, no competitive athletics. Only attend class when it feels right! We are staunch advocates of "DIVERSITY", unless of course someone expresses an opinion/value that's inconsistent with ours--we don't tolerate haters or hate speech (any statement, direct or implied, that disagrees with our beliefs!). We have a very liberal student loan program--of course, you won't be expected to repay any loan! Our institution is tuition free, anyway!! After four years at PCU, you can be assured you'll be totally unprepared to live in the real world! Who will pay for all this, and support you after we've made you wholly incapable of living independently? Obviously a hateful question from a hater!!!

She's obviously a graduate of PC University

by Travelingmankc November 29, 2021

universal gangbang

When the amount of people in a gangbang surpasses 20

Have you seen that video of that universal gangbang
Yeah, there was like 25 people in it

by Netscape4.0 May 14, 2016

Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!

I regretted going to Williams Baptist University

by Makbrody November 3, 2024