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Brown- bag

Verb. When a non- circumcised male masturbates and closes off his foreskin when he ejaculates, trapping the semen in the “brown bag”. Makes for easier cleanup.
Bro #1“Hey man, were you jerkin' it last night?”

Bro #2 “Yeah”

Bro #1“Why isn't there cum everywhere?”

Bro #2 “It's all good, I brown- bagged”
by ScrubLordTheGarish September 10, 2016
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Cleveland Browns

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016
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Brown Out

Similar to a blackout but with your face in a literal pile of Shit.
When I woke up my glasses were covered in shit. I must have had a brown out.
by Stone Cold Stunner January 15, 2017
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jon brown

Sick ass flow artist that believes in love not hate
Well I'll be Jon Brown at a Flow Jam
by Jon Brown December 21, 2016
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brown stank

A very strong odor seeping from ones ass causing watery eyes and burnt nostril hairs. Signaling that it's probably time to use the facilities before 'stank' turns into 'stain'.
"I'm not letting you in my car..."

"Why not?!"

"You just ate beef curry and Velveeta together and there's no way I'm driving 50 miles under a blanket of your brown stank. There's a bus stop across the street. "
by MlJ33 October 17, 2015
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brown frown

The brownish discharge from a woman at the beginning or end of her period.
Liz lamented to laura, "brown frowning again."
by nudie_nicole October 29, 2015
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brown walled

When you smear feces on a surface that is not of your own property (If it's your own property... why the hell are you brown walling it?!) to get revenge on someone.
Did you brown wall Meredith's place last night? Yeah, I did, I brown walled her whole place. That bitch got what she deserved for cheating on me. Have fun cleaning that up!
by Boburritoo December 15, 2015
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