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caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.
hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.
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The Redneck Jesus 

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

The Billy Jean

This is the name of a sex act in which one moonwalks while fucking someone else from behind.
Example 1. Damn, that bitch just got Billy Jeaned!
Example 2. Damn I could really go for The Billy Jean right now!
The Billy Jean by frapthisface July 21, 2009

The Bron Jame 

The Bron Jame Is a famous baksetball player
Stranger: Have you heard of The Bron Jame?
Basketball player: Who the fuck is that?
The Bron Jame by The REAL Bron Jame September 22, 2020

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar 

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.
Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

The Burning Jungle 

The act of lighting a females pubic hairs on fire, and putting it out with the males seamen.
Last night Ben preformed the burning jungle, and accidentaly lit the whole girl on fire.