Crazy-Pants Guy

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.

Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!

by ThatGuyWithTheGoggles May 12, 2009

post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 09, 2019

Fat Guy Mentality

A mindset that is either incredibly self destructive or highly manipulative

Guy 1: Casey pretended he was homeless so a random guy in the street would buy him a frosty from Wendy's

Guy 2: Wow, that sounds like a serious case of Fat Guy Mentality, or FGM

by scrunch&sniff October 01, 2019

Guy number 50

A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.

That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.

by NixDics July 14, 2021

Nice Guy Discount

The practice of brightening a cashiers day by asking for the nice guy discount at check out.

Does this cucumber come with the nice guy discount?

by Zonne October 19, 2021

Battle Ground Guys

Guys from Battle Ground who are usually douches, rapists, perverted, and really into hentai. A lot of them are also gay. They might sexually harass you ladies. Better watch out.

Ahh those Battle Ground Guys

by Ugh Tripp’s August 03, 2018

dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 09, 2013