Taco Bell night

This is when your stomach is hurting because you ate taco bell and your about to take the biggest crap in the world

"hey what are you doing" "I'm having a taco bell night"

by Gold Bros May 17, 2021

California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

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by White_Trash_4life April 25, 2017

Stinky taco fart

a stinky queef

Jessica has stinky taco farts

by fartlicker67 December 16, 2021

Taco Bell Wings

Taco Bell Wings, wings that were invented by famous world-renowned restaurant Taco Bell. For you to be so down bad to go out of your way to purchase these (because, let's be honest. You have to drive at least 15 minutes to your nearest one.) and to actually "enjoy" these abominations also means you like to study for your tests. You stating you could ever actually enjoy these "wings" is like going to an open mic and the guy on stage has frosted tips and he keeps talking about "Gymtok". It has to be ironic, otherwise i'd rather not of known you enjoyed them if we were put in the same room or met at a wedding, and it better not be your opening line. Just keep it to yourself.

Lisa: I was thinking maybe for lunch we could grab some Taco Bell Wings?
Frank: It's just cheaper to die.
Or-
Josh: Bro, you wanna grab Taco Bell Wings?
Tim: Yeah, but first lets head to Walgreens and get that liquid Tums stuff, we'll need it.

by Dimple Pump January 8, 2022

Itz raining tacos

It’s raining tacos, from outta da sky, tacos, no need to ask why......

Use itz raining tacos when it’s raining tacos........

by U r Fat Mama Fat October 13, 2019

Kentucky Fried Taco

An elegant dance move only performed by trained individuals. Specifically consisting of both hands in a triangular formation placed on the floor; while one of the legs is placed around a person or an inanimate object (eg. wall, pole, table). The overall goal is having the body shape of Kentucky, while taco is in the air, and it must be hot.

Oh girl, you was at bandito’s doing that kernel approved Kentucky Fried Taco! How are you not pregnant?

by Trina Tangle November 11, 2018