walking the porn

An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.

I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.

by WinterWood June 9, 2017

Porn

The way men and women express them selves

We watched porn now we're ready to try it for our selves

by PornManHorny June 20, 2017

Porn Sexuality

It's when someone has a different sexuality for porn and usually makes someone confused about their sexuality
example: someone who usually dates guys when it comes to relationships, but will usually masturbate to straight porn.

Person 1: Yeah, my porn sexuality makes me really confused.
Person 2: I know your pain.

by Watermelon=Awesome November 13, 2017

Porn drive

Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)

Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.

by AYG delimited November 15, 2017

porn star ass

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.

"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"

by Old Bae November 28, 2017

Porned

porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies

Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned

by #Timtation March 16, 2018

Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!

FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.

by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017