fart crap

when a big fart turns out to be a nasty crap.

Oh my god i probably made the biggest fart crap ever.

by vic ramalot January 12, 2008

fart fumigation

The intentional release of a fart into a cloth covered cushion, chair, couch, car seat, mattress, etc. by way of breaking the Fart Injection Threshold for the purpose of filling it with your personal brand of fart.

1. Excuse me Leroy, if you don't stop using Fart Fumigation in my gamer chair, you won't be allowed to come over and play Super Nintendo with me anymore.

2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!

by Dr.FartScientist May 6, 2017

fart twt

side of twitter where people make non-funny tiktok jokes and think they're edgy

"dnfi if apart of fart twt"

by scrdii May 6, 2021

nigger farts

FARTS!! FARTS!!!

fuck nigger farts

by doge_eating_watermelon September 15, 2018

Nipple Fart

The act of being a worthless, annoying, prick who is slightly nerdy and/or dorkish.

Dude1: Hey man did you hear that jacob is dating Katy.

Dude2: Yeah he's a Nipple Fart

by someone7877 February 20, 2011

old fart

Am older person who values old fashioned values

As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female

by juggler65 January 29, 2017

Elevator Fart

That which is horrid, rancid, or unpleasant, and seemingly impossible to get away from.

Dude - why the fuck is your stupid ass still here? Fucking elevator fart...shit mother...fucker...fox news guzzler.

by Remihnesczim May 25, 2006