Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

Bed Slap by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

hog slap 

When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.

Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!

hog slap by iughlokj April 15, 2018

b slap 

Politically correct way of saying you're going to bitchslap someone.

I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!

b slap by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

jap slap 

A traditional Jap Slap from the 1980s is a special move where you perform a crouch (preferably with a knee slide beforehand) and release a powerful judo chop directly at the end of the victims penis (from the Greek 'πέος') ergo the name of the maneuver which refers to the racist slang 'Japs Eye', referring to the urethral meatus. If delivered with enough force it will also hit the testicles (otherwise known as the goblins purse) with sufficient force as to make the victim kneel over and cry for a bit. If successful the victor can walk off with his arms raised high and shout 'Jap Slap'. However, this variation of the Jap Slap may be limited to the region of Essex in the UK.

'I just dun u wiv a Jap Slap'

jap slap by idunapoo November 4, 2018

Glaswiegan slap 

When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face

Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap

Glaswiegan slap by Knoky December 7, 2018

Suicide slap 

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special

Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end

Suicide slap by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019

Carolina slap mouth

When you and a friend are alone and slap each other with your dick until one gets hard

Jimmy let’s play Carolina slap mouth to see who goes first

Carolina slap mouth by Niggar 34 February 25, 2019