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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Alca-sexual

someone in love with alcohol rather than a human being
johnny is an alca-sexual cause the sesh is better than a human l
by the sesh monster May 19, 2021
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You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018
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polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd
reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?
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Sexualization

The act of visualizing a sexual encounter to help pass the time using people and objects around you.
Mike: "how'd you make it through that 2 hour meeting?"
Kerry: "I practiced the art of sexualization using women in the meeting. First, Sherry from accounting was riding my cock on the conference table, loving it so much she was spreading her butt checks and starring at Lauren from finance. Then Jill from 2nd floor joined in, she liked it from be-hindt! Next thing I knew the meeting was over..."

Larry: "wow that was the most boring class ever"
Jason: "not for me, I used sexualization. That red-haired girl beside me is now named cinnamon, and she should probably brush her teeth after what just went down"
by Fattroll April 12, 2017
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Complete Sexuality

Complete Sexuality is a modern version of sexuality categorization. It factors in gender preference and lineage preference (sexual orientation and genetic attraction, respectively).

Gender Pref: (culminate through same-sex marriage legal fight)

1) Heterosexual
2) Bisexual
3) Homosexual

Lineage Pref: (Culminate through same-lineage marriage legal fight)

1) Outcestosexual
2) Bicestosexual
3) Incestosexual

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Person 1: I have my complete sexuality. I'm heterosexual and outcestosexual. I also joined the Incest-Outcest Alliance club at my school to show solidarity.
by Dilvaed November 21, 2023
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Mappa Sexual

To be attracted to an Anime character created by Mappa or other popular animation studios
She watches anime and thinks Gojo Satoru is hot. She's so cool but I think she's Mappa sexual
by ChocolateSenpai July 2, 2024
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