riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 16, 2020

trick-riding

Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session

Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.

by Irene Repogle June 10, 2017

champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.

Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.

by neenee5 September 16, 2015

Wrong way around shoulder ride

A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.

It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry

I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)

by ganjamannn June 28, 2022

oh my ride

1) Cool.
2) Oh my gosh.
3) Interesting
4) Dido.

"Oh my ride!"

by ohmyride April 28, 2009

Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.

I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.

by MacChaddy5453059 December 9, 2020

steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 23, 2019