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A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”
by wxrd_mxnster September 29, 2020
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Porn

Porn is how you get horny it well just sex

but on the web that's all
I am going to watch porn to get horny or be better at having sex
by Porn girl October 4, 2020
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Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020
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Porn

Who doesn't watch it. Lana Rhoades Tits and her round ass is something my Penis would be satisfied with .I have a huge addiction call help please.
I watch porn so I can jerk off without dad doing it for me... wait no I don't mean it like that!
by Hoe u doin lol October 15, 2020
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fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.
There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.
by dog's beast March 22, 2017
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red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.
Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!
by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017
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crackhead porn

When the two pornstars are ugly af that they look like crackheads.
by Tacomike215 April 9, 2017
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