november 5

The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it

Tall guy: Ayo Madyson

Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day

Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it

Madyson: fuck you

by Iheart.hot.sons November 04, 2021

November 5

Write your friends a letter on how much they mean to you

You: Dear yn, our friendship means the world to me and I’m so glad I met you
Friend: why are you sending me this

You: Because it’s November 5

by redroses0ses November 05, 2022

November 5

National true feelings day, you are not allowed to fake a smile like you always do you have to show your true feelings

Guy: how are you Brian?
Brian: good 🙂
Guy: it’s November 5th how do you really feel
Brian: my life sucks!!!

by Dick good for my mouth November 04, 2020

November 5

Give your girlfriend your hoodie day

ITS COLD PLEASE GIVE HER YOUR HOODIE

“ It’s November 5th, here’s my hoodie babe!! “
“ Awh thanks babe it’s so cold!! I love you! “
“ I love you too!! “

by pretttyyyygirll November 05, 2021

November 5

National hit ander wehner in the balls day. We must all band up together.

Person- it’s November 5! I can finally hit ander wehner in da balls!
Nother person- woohoo!

by Blepblepblep November 04, 2019

November 5

National start a relation ship with you bff

Why are jimmy and Emma so close... it’s November 5 national national start a deletion ship with your bff day

by Hibeaches November 04, 2019

November 5

Today is a day that you have to hit or kick anyone that has a N in there name

Friend: It's November 5.
Friend with N in Name: Shit you get to hit or kick me

by Besties243 November 05, 2021