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Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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Edgy 13 year olds

You know what I mean
Edgy 13 year olds that scream RAWR XD down the hallways. Those ones
by Hdjdjdjdjdjkenfie May 29, 2018
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40 Year old meat

Used to describe something that is disturbingly out of place, or otherwise is taboo. It references the Jackson Burger.
Dude 1: Man, did you see that ride?

Dude 2: Screw that, Jackson, Pink is 40 year old meat.
by DifynYerWerl October 27, 2007
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Fuck my old rags

Damn and blast!
Fuck my old rags, I've shit my pants...........Again!
by Knotty clinker April 29, 2010
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Slap you with a day old biscuit

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.
Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
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abraham lincoln was a good old man

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty
by littlejimmie July 17, 2019
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slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
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