Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
by Whymusti July 8, 2021

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

by slxtsxx May 24, 2018

We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
by blotan84 July 1, 2020

Marie is funny. She never answers her cell phone when a cool kid calls at 4 a.m. She's a little weird. Her half-sister and nephew come to visit her every weekend.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
by Der Boy November 21, 2021

When you fuck a girl on her period and pull out, then slap her with your dick three times while screaming "Bloody Mary".
Steve didn't believe the Bloody Mary urban legend until he tried it on his girlfriend who went crazy and killed him. Whilst looking like the Bloody Mary who appears in the mirror.
by Skipjack Monahue August 2, 2016
