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Jesse

Jesse-also known as bear. The sexiest man alive. He is there for you when you need him, he gives the best hugs in the omniverse. He has thpurest heart that would bring smiles. He shows his love in many ways. Has an amazing voice that you could just feel the notes. He always gives the best advice, has the best hair. When he walks into a room everyone turns and smiles, loves the outdoors. Is the best person to be with at scary movies. Is a naturally talented actor. He loves the idea of a southern life. Loves the quote “thats what she said” has the biggest heart for everyone. Knows more than Miccah 10000%. Makes people fall in love. You cant go wrong with Jesses beady eyes. He is my bear and I love him so much so if you steal him from me i will cry.
James: why are you with Jesse
Bunny: easy, because he makes my heart happy he is my heart
by bunnybearr November 23, 2022
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Jesse

She is smart, amazing, beautiful. a carrier of vibrant light. This one is special, a jem who gives of herself without hesitation to those she loves. If she loves you, you will have no fiercer champion, hurt her or those she calls her own though and she will aim her sights on you and become the thing even monsters fear.

She is mouthy, facetious, arrogant, and spoiled. She has a busted filter, says exactly what she's thinking and doesn't hold back even with friends.

She has many who call her friend, but few she claims as her own. Crack this nut and not only are you lucky, but something special yourself. Real recognizes real and truth can't be faked.

Jesse is so many things good, bad, and indifferent that I could go on and on but I'll let you find out for yourself......
The strongest woman I know is named Jesse.
by Une Kutlah November 26, 2022
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Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.
“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
by PineSlime November 29, 2022
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Jesse

A hot Italian boy who smokes weed when he's bored. he has a massive dick and doesn't seem to be ashamed of it. he is a nice single guy who will date you soon;) don't get too greedy because other girls want him to.
jesse is the hottest guy ever
by youuuuuuuuuuuuu November 29, 2022
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Jesse Lees

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Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute
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Jensen

Jensen is The fuglyest guy u will ever see whose also a pain in the ass and he’s a sexist prick too all Jensens should DIE
“Yo that dude is a sexist prick”
“Yeah he must be a jensen
by Hottiez December 9, 2022
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