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Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024
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Jakes lover

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah
You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun
by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022
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jake

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.
"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"
by pie.... January 15, 2021
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Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan
Damn boy that dude must have a Jake
by ItchyRick March 20, 2019
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Jake

A large pile of cats cum.
"David likes sticky Jake all over him"
by 3 6 9 February 19, 2019
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Jake

Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.
by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021
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Jake

Jake if you ever meet a jake you are lucky they tend to be very kind a bit sensitive and always open for a good laugh I personally know a jake you are so lucky jake is a person who is funny and can understand when to talk and when not to jake all the jake’s I know are wonderful people
girl:omg I think he is a jake

girl2:I know he is so nice he is in my home room
by Sushi lover 10 May 12, 2018
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