It's Fucking Noon

in its original form "it's fucking noon" refers to About 1:30 in the morning when you are too shit faced to know the difference between midnight and noon. The expression could also be used to denote that it is to early to go home and that you desire another drink or five.

we can't go home yet IT'S FUCKING NOON!

by boomtown305 September 1, 2010

Slick as fuck

Used to describe something that is a) awesome or b) generally good-looking.

Me: Man, the new Fallout: New Vegas DLCs are slick as fuck!

by ignatius1992 November 18, 2011

Chron-fucked.

Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

by Shillz. November 13, 2011

up to fucks

Up to Fucks.

A term describing the state of a lazy minded individual.

Also can mean extreme procrastination

Example..
Luke is walking around aimlessly not knowing what to do today or even with his life.
He is in a limbo state of mind and cannot be bothered to do anything.

CJ then says.. Bro.. your up to fucks.

by Under Siege November 12, 2010

trick fucked

An innovative and usually devious way to do an end-around, back door deal, or scheme, usually related to circumventing bureaucracy and red tape

Last week we had a problem with Alfred on that due diligence document approval, but I trick fucked the approval process so we could by pass him and still buy the note.

by the_expert_etymologist May 16, 2014

oh fuck

Realizing that your In some deep fucked up shit

Bruh: Yo I just got my girlfriends sister preggers
Bruh 2: Yo wtf, same!
Bruh: oh fuck

by Awesomenesskj July 27, 2019

Fuck this Mess

Can be abbreviated to F.T.M. shows frustration and relieves anger when things don't go your way. In a way shows the act of giving up on something and just letting it go.

You cannot figure out a certain problem, there's no solution. It angers you and there nothing you can do about it, so you give up and say "Fuck this Mess."

by John-Mark September 12, 2010