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Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.
Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't
by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019
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best friend

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020
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freeway friend

A friend, family member or acquaintance that only calls you, or answers your calls, when they are driving to or from work.
“Jerry is such a freeway friend. I can never get ahold of him unless he is commuting.
by JerryMcGee August 15, 2019
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fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.
“____ is such a fake friend.”
by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019
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Best friends

Best friends are the person who you can turn to when all else fails you. They are always there no matter what and know how to make you laugh even when you really don’t want to. Best friends tell each other everything that they do t want anyone else to know. A best friend doesn’t have to be someone you’ve been friends with since you were little, a best friend can be someone who you had to spend time with at school, someone who you never thought you would talk to, you might have arguments a lot but your best friend never stops loving you
Person one: omg I hate you

Person two: but we’re best friends

(5 minuets later)

Person one: I am your best friend no matter what
by Suzy Jindlebos August 19, 2018
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Friend of the Law

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.
"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.
by TheFurryWolfy March 5, 2018
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Friend of Kylie

Australian variant of Friend of Dorothy. Referring to Kylie Minogue, being the antipodean gay icon.
"Sorry mate, not into the ladies. I'm a Friend of Kylie's"
by SJ1974 April 21, 2023
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