Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016

Duck

A merciless creature usually found near water...

he's such a duck!
Be aware of that duck...

by ducksrevil27 July 5, 2020

Duck Butt

When someone's pants or shorts are a size or two bigger than their normal clothing size. Thus creating a loose fitting around the bottom of the middle seem towards the back of the pants that appears somewhat like a ducks tail.

Your pants are slightly too big they are causing you to have a duck butt in the back.

by Taybears99 March 13, 2024

Duck

Somthing that always pops up when you are trying to say fuck

DUCK YOU

what
i said

DUCK YOU BITCH
what.
HOLY DUCK YOU
what..
SON OF A BITCH DUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT

by YAY_fucktheinternet April 5, 2022

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

duck

the thing my friend is scared of, fuckin pussy

the duck is literally just a goose but less scary and yellow

by funnyfroglarry May 19, 2021

duck

the owners of all school in the tropicalness

king duck of all schools are koolio

by looney tooney March 20, 2023