Dirty Salesi

The act of moving to Brigham city with your vegan girlfriend and becoming a rat bastard brother fucker and packing truffle butter for lunch everyday

Dude I can’t believe he pulled the Dirty Salesi on us bro

by PolishMachine June 3, 2019

dirty monroe

When a woman has more game than any man you’ve ever met and you get played like a bitch like you was about to play her

“I really liked her but she pulled a dirty monroe”

by Monroeroe June 6, 2019

Dirty Brita

Commonly found among the KETO community. This is the act of urination into a Brita water filtration system and then inviting over people you consider enemies to serve to them at dinner or alongside other drinks. Most effective if done after ingesting large amounts of asparagus to convince them the aroma is an added keto friendly electrolyte.

Person 1: I invited Karen over for dinner last night.

Person 2: Damn! I thought you hated that bitch?

Person 1: I do that’s why I made sure to serve her a Dirty Brita with her egg chalupas

by Milkman79 June 10, 2019

Dirty Dumbo

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. Dirty Dumbo is when you wipe your finger across your butthole and stick it in someone’s ear.

Yooo bro, Greg totally gave Max a Dirty Dumbo in the middle of class!

Stacy stopped talking to me after I gave her a Dirty Dumbo!

by ScribblePoof September 20, 2019

dirty lukens

A tall man with a micro penis.

Nicole brought home that guy last night, and he was totally a dirty lukens.

by Knuckles September 27, 2019

Dirty LeVert

A Dirty LeVert is when you shove a miniature Eiffel Tower up your ass and then you pay a French Hooker to lick the shit off of it whilst you piss in her belly button.

On my vacation to France I had the pleasure of trying a Dirty LeVert.

by ChellesBelles77 August 1, 2019

Dirty Nemo

The act of getting a blowjob while the person giving it is making a fish face while at a public beach.

Have you guys tried the Dirty Nemo? It is better then a normal blowjob

by Autism anus August 8, 2019