Chris Pagoulatos

he has the world's smallest peepee

Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

Chris

n. a negative fuck, squidward acting and look alike. you ever meet a Chris, avoid him at all costs and rethink your life decisions.

I just met this guy named Chris, he's negative as fuck and he reminds me of squidward.

by Nagtive September 7, 2019

Chris Potter

Golfer, Brookwoods Golf Club Tournament Winner, Trophy Holder, Boozer, Champion, The Shiznit,

Holy Crap! Did you see Chris Potter win that Golf Tournament, while drunk? He's the Shiznit!"

by The Trophy Wife June 27, 2011

chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing

Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks

by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022

Chris

An extremely homosexual individual who enjoys nothing more than the taste of cock in the morning, and the smell of shit rising from below him at night while he absolutely pile drives into some poor boy.

Fuck me your so Chris.

by Cuntcatcher April 18, 2022

Chris

Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original

Chris you wanna go to movies?

by Lovelyansaksn December 7, 2019

chris

a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do

chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"

by humongousballs April 22, 2022