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Red Velvet Cake

The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"
Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar
by ThePervWhisperer May 11, 2018
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Salty potato cake

"Remy is a total salty potato cake!!"
by Sarah dim sim January 1, 2017
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Pink velvet cake

by Pvce July 23, 2012
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Frosting the urinal cake

Chuck is in there frosting the urinal cake to troll the bourgeois hotel guests.
by Shuck E Darns July 18, 2013
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Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.
All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."
by tastercakes July 3, 2011
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Lemon pound cake

“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake
by Eevee133 March 27, 2023
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Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.
Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.
by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021
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