When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

by Beach1234 April 19, 2018

greg: gta is so boring i wish i could make my very own car from scratch, drink beer and sell shitty homemade alcohol
peter: bro just play my summer car
peter: bro just play my summer car
by fjolfberg May 2, 2024

"Oh! My little barbie dream car! Did you sleep well last night?"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"
by miiok February 23, 2023


the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.
by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 29, 2012

by Thajiggalo69 July 2, 2022
