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banana carpet

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019
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Banana Swamp

A Banana Swamp is when you have a banana split drenched in topping / syrups and semen
"As our yellow fruit fetishes grew stronger, we decided a "Banana Swamp" should do the trick".
by Jeffjeffjeff2121 May 14, 2018
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banana bag

What trey does to andria
I am going to banana bag you in the face
by Andirose May 16, 2018
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Danner Banana

A cringy multifandom introvert fangirl with anxiety and depression. In some cases, LGBT+.

Fandoms may include: FNAF, BATIM, Undertale, DDLC, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, (you get the picture)
Normal Person 1: Hey, you see that cringy person drawing in the corner?
Normal Person 2: Yeah, she's a real Danner Banana.
Normal Person 1: NERD!
Me, the OG Danner Banana: *cries in depresso*
by DannerBanana_Depresso May 17, 2018
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Putting the Banana in the Bag

Taking action that advances a situation, or pushes something or someone forward.

Putting an unripe banana into a paper bag makes the banana ripen faster.

Conversely, messing up or taking a step backwards from a goal would be taking the banana out of the bag.
"Will just bought that girl a drink and took her to the dance floor. He's really putting the banana in the bag tonight."

"You're gonna skip the gym again tonight Berkelee? Really taking the banana out of the bag smh"

"This banana is green. I'm going to put the banana in the bag so I can eat it with breakfast tomorrow"
by MisterHaku May 24, 2018
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banana stem

The uncircumcised foreskin of a man's long penis. The penis has to be long enough to bend when flaccid or soft so it resembles a banana.
Whore one: did you see Jacobs banana stem at the party last night?
Whore two: yeah his dick is so huge
by Accountname May 25, 2018
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banana

suck my fat banana
by jackandbanana April 16, 2018
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