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Jimmy Bob

A term to describe a working class punter, typically middle-aged to elderly, who is stubborn, uneducated and disagreeable. Still thinks they are in their teenage hay-day, unaware that they hold outdated views or are wildly misinformed on various issues, and seems to think they are exempt from the rules. Usually does manual labour or some kind of trade but turns down their nose at reading anything other than the football report. Religiously worships their local football team because they have nothing better in their life, and only ever drinks the same pish water beer (typically bitters or Carling).
That old fart is harping on about how covid is a myth and how he won't get vaccinated. What a fucking Jimmy Bob.
by Hogglypoot January 14, 2021
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Bobbed

Someone who gets robbed by they own dawg
Originated in Richmond Heights Orlando
Jit just got bobbed by his own homeboys
by JwettJit September 19, 2020
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Bob

Chill dude who probably smokes too much weed. Probably shoots Polaroid or some bullshit like that too
“Who just took your photo?” “Ahh my guy it was just pictureman bob”
by Picturemanbob November 23, 2021
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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Bob jr the third

The king of Ireland from 1676 to 1843
Bob jr the third went for a walk and got assasinated in 1843
by Only factz just trust February 26, 2023
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Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.
Happy Birthday Bob”
Right on man!”
by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023
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Bob Cratchits

Also known asCratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.
Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.
by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024
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