Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017

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Kayla Bear

A cute present that lesbians give to their girlfriends for either their birthdays or to try and get laid. The name is coined from a teddy bear dressed up like a girlfriend of a lesbian who hadn't been laid in months.

My girlfriend is the best! She gave me a Kayla Bear for my birthday, so I think I'll give her my virginity.

by CheesyMasterDebater July 27, 2010

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angry polar bear

When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.

My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?

by NAW November 25, 2006

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Polar Bear

This involves a man releasing into a body of water occupied by atleast one person, bathtub, pool, hottub. Thus creating the effect of a polar bear in the water.

Jack: Last night while Jill was in the tub, I totally pulled the polar bear on her.

John: No Way!

Jack: Yeah, is it cool if I crash here tonight?

John: Lame...

by sharky666 April 12, 2008

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Fried Bear Claw

The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

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