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Josh (noun): A full-on weapon of mass destruction at 5’4”, but somehow, he owns every space he enters. His jawline is so sharp it could cut through your last nerve, and his waist? A lethal combination of snatched and divine, leaving everyone else in the dust. His face card is untouchable, flawless, and always on the highest limit—whether you’re gagging from his looks or his unrelenting audacity. He walks in like he owns the universe, and frankly, it feels like he does. Hatred and admiration mix into a cocktail of pure obsession—because once you’ve seen Josh, you’re never the same.
Josh walks in at 5’4”, jawline sharp enough to cut glass, waist so snatched it’s criminal, and the whole room is gagged—he doesn’t just enter, he takes over.
by Vixenvides March 22, 2025
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Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
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Josh Otto

The sweetest most loving person in the entire world. He has the biggest heart ever and loves all the people he meets. He is a big animal lover, so much so he doesn’t eat any of them. I love josh otto. He’s sexy too.
Have you seen Josh Otto lately? I miss him.
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Josh

A jacked, tall (over 6’3) sexy, blonde hair blue eyed, massive penis beautiful man, that every girl wants. Super ambitious and driven. Has more money than you will ever have. Futuristic. All guys want to be like him and all girls want him. He’s the man. Don’t fuck around with Josh.
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Josh is the richest guy alive.
A man who is named Josh and who is also rich as fuck
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Josh is a cool guy who likes metal and rock music, he looks really mean but is one of the nicest people you will ever meet
You: Woah who was that cool guy?
Me: Josh dude. that was josh.
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