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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

Bianca Zipper

The feminine form of Benjamin Button. Otherwise known as a woman who aging in reverse.

Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?

Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.

by nocharge May 15, 2023

Orange Zipper

A place Trump's sycophants kneel down before.

GQP representatives lined up in front of the Orange Zipper to demonstrate their fealty.

by Tahobo Jr. June 14, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Zipper Breaker

the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape

yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!

by gunkemperor49 July 16, 2024