your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

Your mum

"Your mum" is a terrible often used by year 7's as an insult or "violation".

Y/N: "Fuck off yoy fat year 7" Year 7: "Your Mum!"

by Beany the Wise One October 27, 2022

Your mum

Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.

What day is it? Your mum

by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022

Your Mum

When I Greg come across any and all relation to your Mother and correlate it to something either insulting, or of sexual nature.

You: I walked to town today. Greg: I walked into your Mum today.

by Yourmuminator September 2, 2022

Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.

"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."

by Project 571 March 8, 2013