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Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night
-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!
by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023
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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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Lasered

When someone or something gets shot down by a weapon with near perfect or perfect accuracy
That guy just got lasered by that minigun!
by Harked April 3, 2023
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Banana Laser

Greatest dj couple from Spain, high fashion standards and amazing mixes during their shows. Mixing disco, house and hits in an environment of freedom and safe for all lgtbiaq +
Last Friday I was crazy with the music at the event. Banana laser were playing my favorite song from 1970s
by Resal November 23, 2021
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Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast
Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:
by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025
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Laser caution

Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution, what could it mean?
P1: ayoo Jim check out thi-Laser caution
Jim: Laser caution laser caution
by Beltbucklebystander July 15, 2021
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Laser

Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"
Teacher: Any fun facts?
You: Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"
by MemeGuy69 August 21, 2019
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