wet willy

a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.

"i gave that asshole a wet will"
"that asshole gave me a wet willy"

by the_jinx April 1, 2003

willy-nilly

1. -surely and without regard to plans or inclination
2. -by compulsion: without a choice
3. -in haphazard or spontaneous manner

It seems that we must drift willy-nilly toward disaster.

by xjap April 13, 2007

Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

by australian correspondant December 10, 2006

Bo Willis

A cocktail comprised of 5-6 shots of Grey Goose vodka served over ice in a 16 oz. styrofoam cup, then topped with a splash of cranberry juice. A proper Bo Willis is served with Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktail from a bottle (not from a soda gun), and has no garnish. However, when ordering it is highly recommended to emphatically request "NO LIME".

Correct Preparation: (1) Completely fill 16 oz. styrofoam cup with ice, (2) Fill cup with Grey Goose vodka until liquid is 1 inch from rim, (3) Add splash of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktial, (4) Fill remainder of cup with ice.

A "Skinny Bo Willis" can also be made by substituting Tito's vodka for Grey Goose.

Example (1): I had two Bo Willis's at the club last night and was so hammered that I passed out in the back seat of my Uber on the way home.

Example (2): I'm going to stick to beer. I have plans tonight, and if I have a Bo Willis now, I won't be able to function.

Example (3): Without question, Elden makes the best Bo Willis's.

by The Real SB September 14, 2017

[willy tingler]

The sensation you recieve when falling from a large height on a rollercoaster

That ride is amazing, it's a right willy tingler!

by Karl33 January 29, 2009

Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."

by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023

Snotty willy

When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.

That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.

by Jembleweasle August 28, 2021