A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009

by mujahideen786 June 29, 2006

That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.
by Lanky Thrower May 23, 2006

An individual that tries really hard to be a hipster. Some succeed and become a real or true hipster and some... not so much. These are the individuals in the hipster culture that are "too cool" to do stuff or have the "too good for you" mentality. They are often the trend followers in the hipster culture but still is considered a trend starter by many, especially in the non-hipster society(real world).
friend: lets go to this bar
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.
trend follower
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.
trend follower
by alphaX March 7, 2012

A WaAbo is a non-USA male who watches and is a fan of USA cartoons, has a comic book, and any famous Trash-tuber merch and is obsessed with USA. A WaAbo is always talking about how manly or "patriotic" his favourite characters are and claiming one of them to be his "superhero". He occasionally uses crappy politicized USA memes and offensive terms instead of English equivalents, such as "Build the Wall" instead of "forbid the invasion by illegal aliens" and "n. hard letter" instead of "healthy and law abiding Afro-american male ". Some of them also use American honorifics, for example when they attach the "Sir" or "M`am" honorific to the names of people or characters they like or find syperheroic, or when they use the "KKona" emote to show they respect someone. WaAbos call non-WaAbo haters of western culture and civilization. WaAbo are highly dangerous and will try to destroy any other culture on Earth. They know they're disliked by many people but they don't give a fuck because they know they're self-righteous crusaders of the Western culture to the uncivilized barbarians of the Earth.
In Twitch, WaAbo will make heavy use of emotes such as KKona, Comebruh, TriHard, Pepe, and any other WaAbo emote offered by a subscription to the channel they're watching.
Some examples of WaAbo cartoons: Superman, Batman, Simpsons, Family guy.
*Proceed at your own risk. WaAbo cartoons is known to increase body fat and decrease intelligence..
In Twitch, WaAbo will make heavy use of emotes such as KKona, Comebruh, TriHard, Pepe, and any other WaAbo emote offered by a subscription to the channel they're watching.
Some examples of WaAbo cartoons: Superman, Batman, Simpsons, Family guy.
*Proceed at your own risk. WaAbo cartoons is known to increase body fat and decrease intelligence..
by MadHamster September 2, 2018

A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.
by Relness September 11, 2008

A person who tries to be someone they're not following the modern day "grunge" lifestyle. Because nowadays people have to be something they are not.
Person A: Eww look at her shirt
Person B: What's wrong with it? It's just a Nirvana band tee... I thought you love them
Person A: I do but i really don't like how she can just be something she is NOT.
Person B: OOOH i see... she is a wannabe
Person A: She is specifically a grunge wannabe.
Person B: What's wrong with it? It's just a Nirvana band tee... I thought you love them
Person A: I do but i really don't like how she can just be something she is NOT.
Person B: OOOH i see... she is a wannabe
Person A: She is specifically a grunge wannabe.
by if.grumpy.cat.was.human...me May 6, 2015
