uber von hottie

the alpha woman of any hot group of girls

1. wow - check out uber von hottie over there

by mstick September 22, 2007

Marius Von Hagen

i want to breed him to the speed of sound

marius von hagen: hi miss
rosa: marius! von! hagen!

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

jet von lady

A woman with sassy like qualities

That chick is so Jet Von Lady

by Speech December 17, 2018

Eddie Von Alltrov

You will least likely come upon a person whomst is named Eddie Von Alltrov. Eddie Von Allrov is an introverted male who’s interested in a long and healthy relationship but doesn’t have the energy or confidence to actually start one. Instead he plays Minecraft and somehow obtains a girlfriend there.

Hey, is your name Eddie Von Alltrov?

Yes sir.

Your uncle passed away.

Shit.

by EddieVAlltrovTheMagnificent October 14, 2019

Lars Von Trier

1. noun. Danish Film director. Known for his controversial filmography, such as Antichrist and Nymphomaniac, as well as co-founding the Dogma 95 movement with fellow Danish Director Thomas Vinterberg.

2. verb. When a joke backfires because of the terrible delivery. Originated from Trier's infamous "I'm a Nazi" speech at Cannes 2011.

Did you see The new Lars Von Trier film that pissed off everybody, once again?

"I heard Tommy got booed off stage at his stand up show last night. What happened?"
"You haven't heard? He Lars Von Trier'd one of his bits."
"What exactly happened?"
"He thought denying Armenian genocide with a Turkish accent and a dead-pan voice would be funny."

"Silly Fuck."

by EldtrichBurger October 17, 2022

blake von sitas

She's a very talented singer who's pretty goofy and likes to watch my little pony

Blake von sitas

by Jeremiahfisher5 November 19, 2022

ludwig von striceand

This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.

"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."

--**This move is often found in porn.**--

by Bobbe November 6, 2007