Vikinglaw

Best friend forever, aka. ruler of all TSU

Vikinglaw, why do i like TSU

by tsufan April 15, 2020

Viking Fever

A term used to describe an individual who has a strong sexual fetish-liking towards other individual who possess Scandinavian features, most notably blond hair and blue eyes who also who might exert some degree of Germanophilia/Scandinavian phile.

This term is used in a similar context with an individual who might have a strong fetish for Asians, also known as Yellow Fever.

Viking Fever can also be used loosely to refer to the liking of red-haired individuals (Erik the Red a famous Viking was redheaded) or light haired with light colored eyes individuals. The term can only be applied to individuals who are of Non-European descent (i.e. Africans, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, etc.) or really dark-skinned/hair Europeans; but no particular race in general, as long as the person being told they have Viking Fever aren't Scandinavian themselves.

Friend 1: Bro I love Taylor Swift, she has such beautiful blond hair and blue eyes

Friend 2: Dude you got Viking Fever!

Friend 1: What's that?!?!?!

Friend 2: Means you have a fetish for blonds!

by Adam Strong January 28, 2013

Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.

Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.

by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018

Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

Viking

Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...

Hey, lets get a boat and go viking!

by OzEden September 16, 2006

ass viking

A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
assviking

That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.

by fatolga. December 12, 2007

Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish

Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''

by Dudehour November 16, 2011